I was thinking today (a dangerous practice, I know), and realized that Portal 2 is out, and it will only be a mater of time until it is cheap enough for me to buy it!!!!!!

well if he did it when he was ten, then the world would be a different place, for him and us.

Hi Jack

Got this from a friend--had to pass it on

yet again

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

--Ford Prefect, H2G2

Have you ever had a dream, and then woken up and the dream was almost exactly like how something in your day played out? that happened to me the other morning, i had a dream like 6 times, and then I woke up. and it was just like my dream (although it could have been me hitting the snooze button and then going back to sleep). 

what does XD mean? I mean really, for the 3 people who actually take the time to read this (I really dont know how many people read this, I am just guessing and until I get some followers or whatever, I will just assume 3.   [people]) 

I see it all the time, but what I think it means is something like eXtremely Delicious or something like that

The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.---HHGTTG (2005 film)

Just a few of my favorite jokes

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question: Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant. What would you do?

P: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.
M: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.

Then they were asked this question: Suppose you walked by a house and saw a hose connected to a hydrant. What would you do?

P: I would keep walking, as there is no problem to solve.
M: I would disconnect the hose from the hydrant and set the house on fire, reducing the problem to a previously solved form.








There are 3 types of people in the world:

Smart ones,

Dumb ones,

and Chuck Norris.


An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

The beginning

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Douglas Adams, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001

English humorist & science fiction novelist

what would happen if you tried to make something that was smartproof?

Welcome to my blog, I hope you like this and future posts.

I dont think that there is any point to this at all.

Whatever.